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Joke of the Day

"Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!"

"Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they're yammy!!!"

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."

"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"

"I was suddenly awoken with a blowjob this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."

"Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business ""Dale's Paint Supplies"" but what if it was named ""Best Dog Memes"""

"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."

"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."

"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"