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Joke of the Day

"Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed."

"Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert? Because it's Camel-flaged..."

"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."

"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"

"I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks."

"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"

"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."

"Mom: Why can't you be successful like your brother? Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes"

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change."

"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"