152374
Joke of the Day
"Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!"
Next Joke
"How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!"
"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."
"*high fives self* *misses*"
"Grammar Nazi. ""Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes, soldier?"""
"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"
"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"
"Be nice to me or I will rain down Hell upon you when I start my blog."