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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye-deer. What do you call a blind dead deer? Still no-eye-deer. What do you call two blind deer that died while having sex? Still no-fucking-eye-deer."

"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"

"Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation."

"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"

"I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile."

"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."

"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."

"Have you ever wondered where they got the name ""Canada""? C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."

"ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure"

"[airport] ""you should have used a tag"" [a horse emerges on luggage belt] noone else has brought a horse linda [another horse appears] oh FFS"