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Joke of the Day
"Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's"
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"[high school sex ed class] *scoffs* When are we ever going to use this in real life"
"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."
"How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them."
"Just heard someone screaming outside and my instinct was to turn up the TV. Whatever the opposite of a superhero is, I'm that."
"I finally mustard up the courage to tell my gf how I felt about her excessive sausage consumption Things took a turn for the wurst"
"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."
"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."
"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"