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"How do you call a whores pubic hair? Public hair Ill show myself out.."
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"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."
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"What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon? I still haven't caught any Pokemon."
"What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman? She delivers."
"What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth? Toothbrush."
"DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :("
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster."
"I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least."