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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."
Next Joke
"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"
"A one-liner walks into a bar."
"Remember those days when using ""protection"" meant wearing your helmet?"
"A man asks his dog, ""Can you speak English?"" The dog replies, ""Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"""
"What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds? They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson"
"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."
"How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task? A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group."
"BREAKING: wind. I have just farted terribly."