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Joke of the Day
"My husband's signature move in bed is to roll over and take eighty percent of the covers with him."
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"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."
"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"
"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"
"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."
"Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. What does Jimmy have? Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes."
"TIL: The Flintstones is actually quite controversial in Saudi Arabia, because Dubai really doesn't like it... But Abu Dhabi do!"