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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies? He found a hair in one."
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"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."
"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"
"Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her ""cupcake."" How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys."
"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."
"If you ever get drugged by someone and they steal an organ, just check Craigslist. That's probably where I'm selling it at."
"French pastries are scary They give me the crepes."
"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."
"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock."