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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."

"Why did James Gandolfini die of a heart attack? Because he was fat."

"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? You tape bread to the ceiling."

"Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge. Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you."

"My wife is such a terrible cook... We say grace after we're done eating."

"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? C, in fact he lead an entire group called the ""Not C's"""

"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."

"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."

"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."