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Joke of the Day

"So the FBI paid professional hackers to unlock the shooter's iPhone. But whenever I pay hackers to unlock an iPhone, I'm ""too insecure to be in a relationship""."

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 35 pounds"

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad? one actually fights for change"

"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."

"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."

"Poodles are just angry clouds with legs."

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"Here's a joke The amount of subscribers to this community"

"The asian girl I'm playing chess against is really hot, you might say she's worth a... *puts on sunglasses* ""Second rook"""

"Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive"