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Joke of the Day

"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"

"How does the china man say ""wrong""? he says ""wong"""

"We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents."

"I am single by choice. Choice of 2 billion women."

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."

"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."

"I think there are female hormones in beer Because, if you start drinking to much you start to get fat and you lose the ability to drive."

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."

"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"

"Did you know If Olivia Newton John married John Travolta, her name would be Olivia Newton John Travolta."