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Joke of the Day
"What do bisexuals use for transportation? Bicycles."
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"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"Hug your children. Hug your friends and family. Hug the cashier at Chipotle. Hug someone else's children. Hug the arresting officer."
"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."
"Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
"I want to be so talented and attractive that people are blown away that I'm nice."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."
"Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live."
"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."