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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live."

"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."

"Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful."

"I was kicked out of a strip club last night for throwing twenty quid at one of the strippers. Ok, I admit it was in pound coins."

"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."

"What do you call a short Native American programmer? A Little Endian -I'll get the door."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."