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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the misaddressed letter? You might not get it."

"I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan."

"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""

"For all those who answer ""how's it goin?"" with ..""can't complain""...please review your FB status's"

"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"

"seX I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure."

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""

"I also like my coffee like i like my slaves. Hand-picked from a third world country. ...I'll show myself out."