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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"
"Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names."
"[david attenborough voice] wolves, also known as nature's best animal, have been cool for hundreds of thousands of years"
"Never take ecstasy with a squirrel named... hey, squirrel dude, what's your name? Charles? Never take ecstasy with a squirrel named Charles."
"The person who invented knock knock jokes Deserves a *no-bell* prize"
"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."
"How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guy that's pushing it"
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""
"I went to see Jurassic World because I heard there was a recently genetically modified dinosaur... I didn't see Caitlyn Jenner anywhere"