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Joke of the Day

"The Irish are really far behind with technology... Their bombs still have four wheels and a motor."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !"

"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."

"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."

"Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers? They're fantastic dead lifters"

"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"

"Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into A Bar and Does Not..."

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."

"I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times..."

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."