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Joke of the Day
"Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers? They're fantastic dead lifters"
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"Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO"
"In the navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."
"It's spooky how many kids look like their owners."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were playing chess... The comedy practically writes itself."
"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."
"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"
"A WOMAN: i've only been washing my hair ME: IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM SINK!! ME TOO!! THE WOMAN: once a ME: ONCE I WAKE UP I KNOW SAME ME TOO!!"
"How are butter and a prostitute similar? They both spread for bread"