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Joke of the Day
"Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music."
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"Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital? Because at any moment they could bleet out"
"What do you cal a wine hangover? The grape depression."
"Women having sex with me ...HA"
"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."
"It's me Goan Goan who?...... Goan fuck yourself"
"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this."
"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."
"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."