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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso"

"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"I don't think a lion would play golf But a Tiger Wood"

"I'm really looking to re-capture my lost youth... ...my basement door doesn't lock properly"

"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

"How Long is a Chinese name. No, really, it is!"

"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"

"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"