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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"Trying to figure out if you practice the violin for many hours every day, or if you just have a really bad hickey."

"I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too"

"I went to the Zoo today. I was a bit disappointed, however, as when I arrived I found there was only one dog at the Zoo. It was a Shih Tzu."

"[hospital] ""Did my dad make it, doctor?"" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] ""HE'S DEAD?"" Haha no, he went to Disney World."

"if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute"

"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."

"I like my donuts like I like my women Cream filled."

"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"