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Joke of the Day
"I got the job as a psychic! I don't know how."
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"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."
"How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her."
"what do you call it if you spend all of your money on pokeballs and lure modules on Pokemon go? Brokemon (shit jokemon)"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit?"
"What do you call a bear that will fuck anything? Bi Polar"
"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"
"[inventor of the piano] Tables aren't noisy enough."
"Eh wah eh wah eh wah eh wah joget joget joget joget joget gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek lembek lembek lembek embek lembek lembek"
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""