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Joke of the Day

"You know America you kinda brought Bieber on yourselves. There's not enough Canadians to make him go viral. Sorry but thems the truth."

"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."

"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."

"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""

"What if I told you... You read the first line wrong Made you look"

"Why do Redditors pay with exact change? They can't stand a Nickleback!"

"What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love"

"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."

"Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear? Because he was Russian."

"I rang up a local builder and said, ""I want a skip outside my house."" He said, ""I'm not stopping you."" **Tim Vine**"