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Joke of the Day
"Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody."
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"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"
"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."
"Just when I thought life couldn't get any harder... I accidentally take Viagra for my migraine."
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"
"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"I like to surprise cross-eyed people they never see it coming"
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"I child proofed my entire house... and they still got in"
"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"