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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."

"Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups."

"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."

"Can someone explain to me why I agreed to go camping this weekend? I'm pretty sure tents don't have wifi and I will most likely die."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre"

"EAT becomes FAT If you don't draw the line."

"Some people call me anti social But i just ignore them and go back to my computer in my room amd lock my door.. .... (Bad jokes 101)"

"What do you call someone with two noses? No one nose."