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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""

"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."

"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."

"What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first."

"The US government had a shutdown."

"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."

"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"

"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."

"""we're out of bread"" ""ciabatta be kidding!"" [waiter takes out gun] ""make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit"" [i take out my gun]"

"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"