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Joke of the Day

"Two Yogurts walk into a bar... The bartender says ""hey! What do you think you're doing?! You can't be in here!"" The yogurts respond, ""why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""

"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."

"*pops the hood* ""Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*"

"My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story"

"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."

"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"

"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"

"I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!"