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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."
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"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """
"It's absurd how none of the chicks at this park are recognizing my swag *puts flip phone back in my fanny pack. Rollerblades away*"
"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."
"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"
"Corn Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land"
"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"IRONMAN 3 SPOILER ALERT: Tony's all ""pffsh whatever I'm Ironman"" then he's all ""JARVIS HELP"" then he's sad but then it's like whaaaaat."
"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Why is school like a boner? It's long and hard...unless you're asian."