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Joke of the Day
"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."
"Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them."
"BOSS: There's limited parking at the event so we are going to carpool ME (pulling a pair of floaties out of my desk drawer): oh hell yeah"
"Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it."
"My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn't have sex."
"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"
"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"
"Attack today with a positive attitude. Absolutely destroy it with good vibes. Murder its family with hope."