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Joke of the Day
"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"
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"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"
"two gay blokes are preparing to go away on a holiday... one says to the other, ""want me to pack your shit?"""
"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""
"Debra is short for Debrassiere"
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"I can swallow two bits of string... And they will come out tied together. I shit you knot!"
"So I complimented my friend's majestic moustache. No idea why she had to slap me though."
"so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!"
"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."