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Joke of the Day

"Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow."

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know I keep throwing them it just doesn't change."

"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."

"Where do shoes receive their military training? Boot Camp"

"Did you hear about the man who fell into the lens making machine? He made a spectacle of himself."

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"

"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."

"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"

"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."

"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."