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Joke of the Day
"Where do shoes receive their military training? Boot Camp"
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"How to sound Australian. Say ""good eye might"" aloud."
"*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!"
"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."
"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian bail."
"I too lost 120 pounds... And the Judge says the bitch gets to keep the house..."
"Did you hear about the time that shallots, scallions, ramps, and leeks all got together? They tried to onionize."
"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"
"If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... Shes's probably too old for you."
"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."