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Joke of the Day
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
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"how to you put a big buffalo in a freezer???? ZZZZzzzzz dont think it cannot happen just say NO"
"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"
"How do you make a horomone? You refuse to pay her Courtesy of my grandmother"
"2 guys walk into a bar The 3rd guy ducks"
"Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means."
"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"
"Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle."
"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""