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Joke of the Day

"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"

"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"

"Trump promises to bring back Jobs If he can save the iphone 8 from deleting the charge port he can save America"

"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"

"A stupid joke that my mum tells me a lot So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says ""moo"". The other cow says ""hey, I was gonna say that!"""

"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."

"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"

"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."

"*deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree"

"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."