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Joke of the Day

"Trump promises to bring back Jobs If he can save the iphone 8 from deleting the charge port he can save America"

"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"

"I told my friend that I grew up Catholic. She asked if I had ever been molested. I'm still pretty butt hurt about that"

"Me: ""I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?"" Librarian: ""Just pay your fine, Ma'am."""

"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."

"What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!"

"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"

"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"

"handsome when there are 3 people it is a threesome. when there are 2 people it is a twosome. thats why you're handsome."