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Joke of the Day

"So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years"

"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"

"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."

"What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom? He's a real fun-guy."

"I was doing well on my diet until I got my period and had to eat four pieces of pizza, a block of cheese, two candy bars, and seven houses."

"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer"

"I'm not saying I'm antisocial, but even when someone asks me how I'm doing I just tell them to Google it."

"Not quite feeling myself today. I'm going to see if booze helps..."