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Joke of the Day
"What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom? He's a real fun-guy."
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"Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ""quickie"" only you do it yourself."
"ME: I'm gonna plug my Twitter handle. WIFE: Please don't. ME: I'm gonna do it *walks to the microphone in front of the funeral*"
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the crotch."
"[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop! Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock]"
"An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil... Curious, he walks over and asks, ""What you got there?"" ""Not sure"", replies the fellow, ""But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"""
"'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically"
"I notice you only call when you want something Person calling: ma'am your bill is 90 days past due"
"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."
"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meowntain"