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Joke of the Day

"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."

"What does a former CIA agent who leaked classified information and the city of Boston have in common? They're both snowed in."

"If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck."

"At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."

"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!"

"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."

"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."

"BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher."

"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Bang Bang"" ""Bang Bang Who?"" ""Oscar Pistorius"""

"Why are cowgirls Bowlegged? Because Cowboys eat with their Hats on."