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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so dumb... my yoghurt is more cultured than her."
Next Joke
"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms."
"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."
"Will Smith was convicted They found fresh prints at the scene...."
"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"
"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
"This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit."
"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"
"Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes"