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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido."
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"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."
"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""
"Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?"
"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."
"Why did the boy eat his homework? His dog died."
"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."
"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."
"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."
"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"