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Joke of the Day
"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."
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"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from imperfect data"
"Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road? because... chicken.lel"
"Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder."
"Somebody called me pretentious today... I almost choked on my chai latte."
"im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life"
"I'm not saying don't trust the internet but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I've won & the number of ipads I own."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic."
"Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch."