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Joke of the Day

"Had to be a woman that coined the phrase ""severance package."" No guy is putting those two words so close to each other."

"How you turn a washer into a snow blower? Hand her a shovel"

"The Past, the Present and the Future Walked into a Bar... It was tense."

"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"

"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"

"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"

"Go to the attic. Use either the stairs or some second method. Do you choose the former or the ladder?"

"I bet some astronomers can't tell black holes apart because they're racists."

"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"

"The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."