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Joke of the Day

"How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ? None, Even Feminist have standarts"

"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"

"Coworker: It'll either work or it won't. Me: Yes. Those would be the two possible outcomes."

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."

"If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?"

"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."

"In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental."

"friend: Try this me[takes drink] It's wine friend: Did you detect a hint of anything? me:Alcohol friend: But what did it taste like? me:Wine"

"Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair."

"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"