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Joke of the Day
"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"
Next Joke
"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."
"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"
"What is it called when you pay a hooker? An Entrance Fee."
"Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters."
"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"
"Whats the difference between peanut butter and Jam? (NSFW) You cant peanut butter your d*ck up someones ass"
"Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic That's what happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy"
"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"
"I have used contact lenses my whole life... I can apply them with my eyes closed."