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Joke of the Day
"Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You really need to see my life."
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"The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something."
"Chocolate Rain + Rickrolling = death by Youtube"
"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."
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"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."
"How to Avoid Condom Accident The Perfect System To Avoid Condom Accident, Use Double Condom With Chilly Powder In Between, If Outer Breaks She Will Know , If Inner Breaks U Will Know."
"So I let a homosexual man fuck my ear today... Now I have hearing AIDs"
"I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick."
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