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Joke of the Day

"How to Avoid Condom Accident The Perfect System To Avoid Condom Accident, Use Double Condom With Chilly Powder In Between, If Outer Breaks She Will Know , If Inner Breaks U Will Know."

"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."

"I found my Dad's old porn stash I had no idea he was in so many movies."

"Q: What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human? A: Lettuce pray"

"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"

"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"

"What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom? Fuckin' nothin'."

"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."

"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""