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Joke of the Day
"If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious."
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"Drinking a beer is great, but opening another one is awesome."
"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."
"What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!"
"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"
"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."
"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""
"If my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's not the special edition with all the deleted scenes I've blocked from my memory."
"I saw two priests eating dinner the other day... ... didn't know if I should send them a bottle of wine or an altar boy."
"I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated."