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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated."
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"I got pulled over the other day... ..I was pretty scared so I just hung my arm out the window to let him know im not black"
"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."
"I can't find a joke I read here yesterday... Now I have to wait all day to see it posted again :("
"I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer."
"What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ."
"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"
"What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks? There's twenty of them."
"Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?"
"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."