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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"
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"Three Legged Dog A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old West and says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."""
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"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count. Those who can't."
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"What kind of bees eat brains? Zombees"
"Police:Is there anything you can tell us about your attacker. Me:He was much better at fighting than me. Police:Ok is there anything else?"
"What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea? We Three Kims"
"Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story."