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Joke of the Day

"Three Legged Dog A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old West and says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."""

"How do you piss of female archaeologists? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"As you take another breath, someone takes their last. Stop complaining; appreciate life."

"If I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."

"Pretty upset to find out that salmonella poisoning has nothing to do with a vindictive fish named Ella."

"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."

"Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him. Everything isn't about you."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a chair"

"What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? Stranded!"

"My friend asked me why I act so insecure when he would talk to my girlfriend. I don't remember what my answer was, but their son Malcolm turns two next month."